First of many, I hope, and which I hope the entire world will contribute, spesh those who worked at the Hope and Anchor. Pure silliness.
I refuse to include obviously shock-tactic names (gynaecology and perinea are usually and disappointingly not very good bases for humour) - with a few exceptions.
First batch are
Mercyless Kop [love that y and that K]
Throw Bricks at Coppers
Sick On The Bus
Policeman With A Loaf Of Bread (single: 'The Button Nosed Tortoise Saga')
The Underground Cult Band of the Century (single: 'The Jelly Babies Go Psychedelic Hippy Melon Banana')
Pigmy Love Circus
Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist 18-Wheeler