I'm not the most optimistic of people. I realise that there is a chance, no matter how slight, that I will lose my hearing; maybe soon, maybe later, maybe by a blow on the head from a block of frozen faeces plunging from a passing 747. I know Evelyn Glennie can do it, I know Beethoven could do it - is there any way to coach the body into sensory awareness of sounds, especially keys and key changes? Exercises, vast amounts of money paid to unscrupulous Mexican surgeons etc. Whatever. All suggestions welcome. No cranks please. Etc.
Serious request. Honest.